S.E.O needed for Web Development Company. (Read Details If You Do Not Comply With Rules You Wont Be Picked)

Hi, I have a web development company. I need someone who can do s.e.o and bring us clients. I do not want something that is not going to work, a lot of promises get made on this website by s.e.o people that do not ever get you ranked. I want professional s.e.o people.

I want:

A free site analysis before I award.
12 keywords to be used.
To show steady growth month over month. I know ranking takes time, but there should always be growth and progression towards your goal.
if I hire you, I want:
on-page done in a timely manner, not 2 to 3 weeks for on-page, a week tops, I do not want you to wait until the last minute to do the work, I want it done.
I want weekly reports, I also want a competitors report. I do not want to find my competitors I want you to find competitors in my area and provide me a report of us against them. I will not do your work for you.

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