Eminem Spoken (non-rap) Impersonation

Looking for an accurate vocal impersonator of Eminem. This is for a short 60 second non-rhyming script as part of a music video raising awareness on animal cruelty. To audition please send a rough recording of yourself reading the following dialogue:
Hi, my name is… *Not* Slim Shady. This is Fire Marshall, the voice Em’s conscience, and sometimes he actually listens to me.

Please use this as a sample of Eminem’s normal speaking voice: