Online macintosh window movie maker

Take a laptop and remove the LCD complete LCD monitor, equip with five USB connections enabled to all work simultaneously allowing USB internet connects to allow view of four satellite views when prompted, equip with five head phone connections , equip with five microphone connections enable to be used simultaneously, equip with two projector connections able to work simultaneously, equip with PS1/PS2 mouse(which ever one is most popular, allow USB wireless mouse to work simultaneously with other mouse, equip with movie making software, movie making software must allow to capture four windows to view four satellite feeds simultaneously and allow movie making manipulation also allow on window for finished product (movie) and allow manipulation by movie software, macintosh operating system for movie capturing and windows operating system for user friendly software,system must be equiped with reliable memory and reliable CD drive, drive must be able to save as master disk and non master disk,euip with DVD labeling software allowing to capture scene from movie software and allow movies to be saved in a directory according to lable and lable in directory allows option to play desired movie on both projectors simu taniously as well as monitor, iequip with programmable index for viewing texted sentences at bottom of screen during the viewing of the movie able to repeat up to six times, must be equip with reliable memory, must equip with red led lights for each button on querty keyboard for using device in dark, software must be able to create props and save props for realistic view in movie, crop, paste movie filtering, object is to maker movie window macintosh online,